I went to the hospital asked for a general check
The doctor said yes and started to stick needles into my back
They sucked out all my blood made me piss into a glass
I was connected to machines for thousands of tests what a gas!
Now I'm still lying in my hospital bed feeling the pain
And my little flame of life is left standing in the rain
The nurse over me looks like a monster out of the drain
An nobody knows what I've got so they test me again
Your brain can fool your body
It makes you feel the pain even when you're not ill